I wrote this song about the single and ready to pringle guy mainly because I apparently look like the guys twin and have been mistaken for him countless of times since 2015.

but here's the lyrics:

they will never stop hitting on this shit
wann go down sucking this dick
choke on it until they vomit
until they learn i'm Mr. Pringles Twin

Breaking all the rules
Standing naked at a rave lit
With a cup over his nuts
With people laughing while he feels shunned
And won't stop fuckin until the job is done

What will the women do when they learn the truth
Over time it will ruin the crew
That this man is the party guru
Chugging beers, Taking acid, Enjoying his favorite food
Feeling the breeze on his booty
While people point and take pictures to make memories

Is this man a long lost brother
Did my parents give him up to another
Will we ever know who is the pringles fucker
So keep on the search until he is home with our father.